[Rhyme will find the following threatening letter in the mailbox should it be checked.]
Now hear this:
On this day, the 24th of August by your human accounting, we have captured the most despicable Mailsloth. The League of Legislacerators wish it to be known that they have no name for this contemptible criminal. Never have we heard of such disrepute! A vagabond without a name!
Might those who wonder at her crimes be informed that she stands accused as such:
1. Excessive sloth 2. Dereliction of duty 3. Marauding about without any purpose 4. Egregious misuse of a Mailsloth’s hat
If you want to have her back Better be quick and find the sack She kept the letters and mail in Even when they were getting thin.
Go to the east where the bridge overthrows The river you’ve forded or watched as it goes. Beneath the trellis, tucked up really tight, You’ll find the bag there, so use all your might. It’s more than a one-person job you will find. So, take on a partner, or two, six, or nine!
- The Wholly Legal and Within Their Rights League of Legislacerators
[Rhyme stares at the note for a moment, very confused. This is the first she's heard of the Mailsloth. First the kite, now this.]
What on earth...
[Reading further, her eyes widen. Why would anyone do something like this? She rushes inside, straps on her skates, and dashes towards the bulletin board to try to find help.]
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Delivered the Morning of August 24th
Date: 2014-08-24 11:59 am (UTC)From:Now hear this:
On this day, the 24th of August by your human accounting, we have captured the most despicable Mailsloth. The League of Legislacerators wish it to be known that they have no name for this contemptible criminal. Never have we heard of such disrepute! A vagabond without a name!
Might those who wonder at her crimes be informed that she stands accused as such:
1. Excessive sloth
2. Dereliction of duty
3. Marauding about without any purpose
4. Egregious misuse of a Mailsloth’s hat
If you want to have her back
Better be quick and find the sack
She kept the letters and mail in
Even when they were getting thin.
Go to the east where the bridge overthrows
The river you’ve forded or watched as it goes.
Beneath the trellis, tucked up really tight,
You’ll find the bag there, so use all your might.
It’s more than a one-person job you will find.
So, take on a partner, or two, six, or nine!
- The Wholly Legal and Within Their Rights League of Legislacerators
Re: Delivered the Morning of August 24th
Date: 2014-08-26 06:40 am (UTC)From:What on earth...
[Reading further, her eyes widen. Why would anyone do something like this? She rushes inside, straps on her skates, and dashes towards the bulletin board to try to find help.]